One of the guys at work was stabbed last Thursday as he was unloading stuff from his car. The attacker and accomplice then made off with his company car.
The story even made the BBC website.
He came into work sporting a black eye, with cuts and bruises to his face but didn't seem too upset about the experience.
The report doesn't mention that he fought his attacker, that his girlfriend was also present and that at one point, she was grabbed by the neck and threatened.
Details, details - but at least neither were badly hurt.