The glamorous C's parting email at work was as follows:
After three years I am finally leaving *** for pastures new. I have made many good friends here and I will be sad to say goodbye. Just to let you know I've got a new job. I know you'll miss me but I'm pleased to inform you that I've found my new calling in life. I will start my induction course beginning of November and am really looking forward to all the strenuous activities I'll be challenged with. The benefits and rewards are endless. Pls see attached my new team."
Not many people could have pulled this off but she got some great responses, including requests to apply for jobs at her new place!