Evening Classes for Men and Women

STARTING THIS MONTH!
EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN
Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty of the contents, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants each.
Topic 1. How to fill ice-cube trays - Step by step with slide presentation.
Topic 2. Lavatory paper rolls: do they grow on the holders? - Round-table discussion.
Topic 3: Differences between the laundry basket and the floor. - Pictures and explanatory graphics.
Topic 4. The after-dinner dishes and silverware: can they levitate and fly into the kitchen sink? - Examples on video.
Topic 5. Loss of identity: losing the remote to your significant other.- Helpline and support groups.
Topic 6. Learning how to find things: starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming. - Open forum.
Topic 7. Health watch: bringing her flowers is not harmful to your health - Graphics and audiotape.
Topic 8. Real men ask for directions when lost - Real-life testimonials.
Topic 9. Is it genetically impossible to sit quietly as she parallel parks? - Driving simulation.
Topic 10. Learning to live: basic differences between mother and wife - Online class and role-playing.
Topic 11. How to be the ideal shopping companion- Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques.
Topic 12. How to fight cerebral atrophy: remembering birthdays, anniversaries, other important dates and calling when you're going to be late. Cerebral shock therapy sessions and full lobotomies offered.

CLASSES FOR WOMEN
Women think they already know everything, but wait...training courses are now available for women on the following advanced subjects:
Topic 1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before
Topic 2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits
Topic 3. Parties: Going Without New Outfits, You can do it too
Topic 4. Man Management: Minor Household Chores Can Wait Till After The Game
Topic 5. Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too
Topic 6. Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor is His
Topic 7. Communication Skills: Getting What you Want Without Nagging
Topic 8. Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire
Topic 9. Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up
Topic 10. Introduction to Parking
Topic 11. Water Retention: Fact or Fat?
Topic 12. Cooking I: Bran and Tofu are Not for Human Consumption
Topic 13. Cooking II: How not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People
Topic 14. Classic Footwear: Wearing Shoes You Already Have

Topics 3 and 14 - there will be private tuition for these classes, due to the difficulties during the festive period

Made me chuckle anyway! :)