Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker are having an emotional confrontation at the bottom of Cloud City on Bespin.
Luke: No, no it's not true.
Darth: It is, you know it is.
Luke: No, it can't be!
Darth: It is, I know what you're getting for Christmas.
Luke: NO! How could you know?
Darth: ... I have felt your presents...
An old one but I always have to chuckle at this one!
never heard that one before, very funny!
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ReplyDeleteCan you believe that I've never heard that either? Funny!
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Merry Christmas