Quotes from the "Famous"

Some of these might brighten up a dreary Monday morning:

"Having sex is like playing bridge: if you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand" - Woody Allen

"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night" - Rodney Dangerfield

"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope" - Camille Paglia

"Women might be able to fake orgasms; men can fake a whole relationship" - Sharon Stone

"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is" - Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady)

"Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet" - Robin Williams

"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place" - Billy Crystal

"According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, while, of course, men are just grateful" - Robert De Niro

"There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms; they say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?" - Dustin Hoffman

"There's very little sex advice in men's magazines, because men think, 'I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked' " - Jerry Seinfeld

"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time" - Robin Williams

"It's been so long since I've had sex, I've forgotten who ties up whom" - Joan Rivers

"Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences money can buy" - Steve Martin

"Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same" - Oscar Wilde

"It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married" - George Burns