Women on Women

Any men reading this will find this boring so close your eyes, count to 30 seconds and move along! :) Ladies, read on and nod in agreement! :D

The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.
-Helen Hayes (at 73)

Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, ths is not difficult .
-Charlotte Whitton

A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't.
-Rhonda Hansome

Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.
-Caryn Leschen

I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once.
-Jennifer Unlimited

If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible warning.
-Catherine Aird

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy.
- Erica Jong

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.
-Elayne Boosler

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
-Maryon Pearson

In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man - if you want anything done, ask a woman.
-Margaret Thatcher

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.
-Zsa Zsa Gabor

If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a noose around your neck?
-Linda Ellerbee

I never married, because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog that growls every morning, a parrot that swears all afternoon, and a cat that comes home late every night.
-Marie Corelli

Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission.
-Eleanor Roosevelt