Boss: Due to budget constraints, the company will no longer provide free soda.
Dilbert: What free soda? We never had free soda.
Boss: Sure we did. It was in the refrigerator in the break room. Every day I'd go in there and get a refreshing beverage. The next morning, as if by magic, the soda would be replenished.
Dilbert's colleague: I brought a soda to work every day for five years only to have it stolen from the refrigerator every time.
Boss: (after a pause) Why didn't you just drink the free ones?
The boyfriend went for an interview today - he said it went well but he wasn't sure he liked the package that was on offer. I'm tempted to say that he should just take whatever, as it's better than nothing but...
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