England triumph 1-0 over that fearsome footballing force of a country known as Azerbaijan (who? where?) - a headed goal by the cute midget captain Michael Owen.
On a dreadfully poor waterlogged pitch, England performed dreadfully in the second half, with boy Rooney not really getting into the game and close to getting himself sent off.
Poor Rooney - if he had half the good looks of Beckham, he'd make a mint from sponsors. Unfortunately, resembling Shrek's offspring won't have the fashion houses wanting to throw money at him and his craving for Scouse grannies did little for his street cred.
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