Worm

Over the bank holiday weekend, our pc systems were hit by some worm virus.

I have been without my laptop at work for two full days, which for such a large international company, is pretty ridiculous. The IT security must be rubbish (yet the firewall is so strong that I can't access some of my favourite sites...dammit!)

Anyway, I wasn't allowed home early on those two days, so they were a total waste - I had extended lunches, wandered about seeing who I could chat to about football and stuff.

Must have had a load of pent-up "energy" from this lack of work as I had a really great gym session tonight.

I finally got my laptop back this evening and the only email I found interesting was this, that may raise a chuckle:

A bloke is in a queue at the supermarket when he notices that a rather dishy blonde behind him has just raised her hand and smiled at him.

He is rather taken aback that such a looker would be waving to him,and although familiar he can't place where he might know her from, so he says, "Sorry do I know you?"

She replies "I may be mistaken, but I thought you might be the father of one of my children!"

His mind shoots back to the one and only time he has been unfaithful.

"Christ!" he says "Are you that stripogram on my stag night that I shagged on the snooker table in front of everyone whilst your mate whipped me with some wet celery?"

"No," she replies coldly, "I'm your son's English Teacher"...