A man walks up to a woman in his office every day, stands very close to her, inhales a big breath of air through his nose and tells her that her hair smells nice.
After a week of this, she can't stand it anymore and takes her complaint to a supervisor in HR.
Without identifying the guy, she tells them what her co-worker does and states that she wants to file a sexual harassment grievance against him. The Human Resources supervisor is puzzled by this decision and asks,
"What's sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you that your hair smells nice?"
The woman replied,
"It's Keith, the midget."
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The boss was in a quandry, he had to get rid of one of his staff. He had narrowed it down to one of two people, Debra or Jack.
It would be a hard decision to make, as they were both equally qualified and both did excellent work. He finally decided that in the morning whichever one used the water cooler first would have to go.
Debra came in the next morning, hugely hung-over after partying all night. She went straight to the cooler to get some water to take an aspirin and the boss approached her and said,
"Debra, I've never done this before, but I have to lay you or Jack off."
Debra replied, "Could you jack off? I feel like shit."
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