A Woman's Life Cycle

What is the difference between girls aged 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68 and 78?

At 8 -- You take her to bed and tell her a story

At 18 -- You tell her a story and take her to bed

At 28 -- You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed

At 38 -- She tells you a story and takes you to bed

At 48 -- She tells you a story to avoid going to bed

At 58 -- You stay in bed to avoid her story

At 68 -- If you take her to bed, that'll be a story!

At 78 -- What story??? What bed??? Who are you???

I'm at the 28-38 stage... ;)