Stag Do

Conversation with the boyfriend which struck fear in my heart last week:

"I'm going to a stag do next weekend so won't be coming home." (For Americans, a stag do is the same as a bachelor party)

The thought of him lying drunk in the gutter outside a lapdancing bar was suppressed quickly so I asked,

"Where are you staying?"

"In my car, I'll take the sleeping bag," was his reply.

The stag do is tonight - I bet I won't be able to sleep tonight... :(