Wednesday, October 27, 2004

How To Tell The Sex Of A Fly

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.

"What are you doing?" she asked.

"Hunting Flies", he responded.

"Oh. Killing any?" she asked.

"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.

Intrigued, she asked, "How can you tell?"

"Well, 3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."

Not bad for a mid-week chuckle! :)

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